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LOWONGAN KERJA Torrecid Group


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Torrecid Group is a Multinational Business Group based on Providing Products and Services to Ceramic and Glass Company. Established Since 1963 In Alcora – Spain, Currently Present In 27 Companies in 18 Countries Around the World.

Torrecid Group Start Its Business in Indonesia since 1995 with Headquarter in Cibitung – Bekasi and Representative Office in Margomulyo – Surabaya.

Our Mission is:
To Achieve and Consolidate The Worldwide Leadership in Innovation of Products, Process and Services in Order to Provide Our Customers with The Best Competitive Advantage and The Highest Added Value.

Torrecid Group bases the accomplishment of its mission on three factors: Innovation, Quality and Service

Torrecid Group presence in various businesses and countries around the world allows us to offer new graduates, who are new to our Business Group, a large range of possibilities at the international level after a training period, directing and collaborating on projects, companies and advising our clients.

Torrecid Group opens the door for you to develop your career in all our businesses around the world. The various divisions will allow you to change line of business, country or professional orientation without changing employers.

In Torrecid Group we're looking for the best leaders who want to learn and grow with us to develop and form our business project. All our international businesses are run by people who has started and developed in Torrecid

We are the Place for Innovative Young Leaders, who Enjoy Challenges, with High Initiative and Constant Willingness to Develop Their Skills and Talents

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Fresh Graduate Looking for Your First Job,
or New Experienced People,
Join Us

Opportunities We Have:

Purchassing /Sales Adminstration
Bekasi (Jawa Barat) - Cibitung
Requirements:

  • Minimum Diploma III (D3) from Reputable University Major in Industrial Engineering or Business Administration
  • Fresh Graduate with GPA min 3.00
  • Good Command in English
  • Has good negotiation skill
  • Willing to be placed in our office in Cibitung-Bekasi




Finance & Accounting Staff
Bekasi (Jawa Barat) - Cibitung
Requirements:

  • Minimum Diploma III (D3) or Bachelor Degree (S1)Graduate from reputable University with background from Accounting
  • Fresh Graduate with GPA Min 3.00
  • Good Command in English
  • An Advantage if has knowledge in Taxation
  • Willing to be placed in our office in Cibitung-Bekasi


If YOU are the people we are looking for,
Please Submit :
English Application Letter & Photographed CV,
Email to:


recruitment@torrecid.co.id
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LOWONGAN KERJA Chevron


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Providing Energy for Human Progress
Chevron is one of the world's largest integrated energy companies. Headquartered in San Ramon, Calif., we conduct business worldwide. We are engaged in every aspect of the crude oil and natural gas industry, including exploration and production, manufacturing, marketing and transportation, chemicals manufacturing and sales, geothermal energy, and power generation. We're also investing in renewables and advanced technologies.


Company Roots
We trace our earliest roots to an 1879 oil discovery at Pico Canyon, north of Los Angeles, Calif., which led to the formation of the Pacific Coast Oil Co. That company later became Standard Oil Co. of California and, subsequently, Chevron. We took on the name "Chevron" when we acquired Gulf Oil Corp., in 1984, nearly doubling our worldwide proved oil and gas reserves. Our merger with Gulf was at that time the largest in U.S. history.

Another major branch of the family tree is The Texas Fuel Company, which was formed in Beaumont, Texas, in 1901. It later became known as The Texas Company and eventually Texaco. In 2001, our two companies merged. The acquisition of Unocal Corporation in 2005 strengthened Chevron's position as an energy industry leader, increasing our crude oil and natural gas assets around the world.

Global Scope
Our diverse and highly skilled global workforce consists of approximately 60,000 employees and about 4,000 service station employees.

In 2009, Chevron produced 2.7 million barrels of net oil-equivalent per day, 7 percent higher than in 2008. About 73 percent of that volume occurred outside the United States. Chevron had a global refining capacity of more than 2 million barrels of oil per day at the end of 2009.

Our marketing network supports retail outlets on six continents. And we have invested in 13 power-generating facilities in the United States and Asia.

Technology and Emerging Energy
Technology is propelling our growth. We're focusing on technologies that improve our chances of finding, developing and producing crude oil and natural gas.

We also are investing in the development of emerging energy technologies, such as finding better ways to make nonfood-based biofuels, integrating advanced solar technology into our operations and expanding our renewable energy resources.

Environment and Safety
As a company and as individuals, we take great pride in contributing to the communities where we live and work.

We also care about the environment and are proud of the many ways in which our employees work to safeguard it.

Our persistent efforts to improve on our safe work environment continue to pay off. In 2009, Chevron maintained a days-away-from-work injury rate that is among the best in the industry.

Our Work
We recognize that the world needs all the energy we can develop, in every potential form. That's why our employees work daily to find newer, cleaner ways to power the world.

Submit Application
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Available Position

To sustain profitable growth and build the organizational capability, Chevron in Indonesia is now searching for experienced Indonesian nationals who posses relevant educational background, technical, and behavior competencies to join the company in the following opportunities :


Marine QA / QC (Ext-129/SCM/EXP/CICO/OU/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Requirements:

  • General Qualifications
  • Minimum 4 years experience for vessel inspection & audit in the marine operations of oil and gas industry, shipyard, or ship owning/management
  • Willing to relocate to any of Chevron operating locations (East Kalimantan/Sumatera).
  • Desiring to work in a multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Willing to conduct vessel inspection in any of Indonesian waters, or overseas.

Skill Requirements:

  • At least 4 years experience as Captain (nahkoda) or Ship Chief Engineer.
  • Holding STCW '95.
  • Familiarity with all applicable Indonesian and International marine safety standards and regulations.
  • Understanding of marine technologies appropriate to marine support in the oil and gas industry sector.
  • Knowledge of HES and contract management.
  • Knowledge and experiences in Marine Safety.
  • Strong in analysis, fostering collaboration and teamwork.
  • Strong English communication skills in writing and speaking.
  • Having good presentation skill.
  • Customer focus.
  • Strong in taking initiatives to prevent and resolve issues
  • Proficient in operating personal computer with MS Office software.
  • Specific Qualifications
  • Conduct vessel inspections using standard Checklists referring to update IMO standards, Flag State, Indonesian government and Company's procedures
  • Establish professional survey report, issue findings and recommendations, and pursue close out of the gaps.
  • Understand multiple types and functions of offshore vessels: AHTS, PSV, DSV, TUB, CB, RIV, LCT, TB and barge (fluid, material).
  • Understand DP (Dynamic Positioning) System.
  • Able to identify issues, problems, and opportunities.
  • Assist superior in the vessel performance improvement programs.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Marine Engineering
  • Naval Engineering


Reservoir Simulation Engineer (Ext-32/PE/EXP/CPI/SLO/2012)
Riau
Requirements:

  • Has minimum 4 years experienced in simulation work; broad technical knowledge and skill in petroleum and reservoir engineering.
  • Have waterflood experience.
  • Experience in reservoir simulation, decline curve analysis and petroleum fluids sampling, analysis and characterization. Compositional simulation is plus.
  • Knowledge and experience of using classical analytical reservoir engineering techniques.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Petroleum Engineering


Production Engineer (Ext-144/PE/EXP/CICO/DW/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Requirements:

  • 4 years experience in geothermal or oil & gas production/power plant operations.
  • Able to plan and supervise contract well loging and testing services for production and injection well testing and monitoring.
  • Plans and supervise testing of new production wells for the development of deliverability curves and the documentation of initial well and resevior geochemistry.
  • Provides data analysis and intepretation for well testing, production well monitoring and well surveys.
  • support the resevoir group in obtaining necessary data for reservoir evaluation.
  • Schedule and supervise well and steamfield geochemistry sampling and analysis and other sampling as required by Government regulations (RPL) and the environmental group.
  • Verifies production data quality and recommend operation conditions to optimize field utilization.
  • Prepares daily morning report, new well completion test and production test report, and quartely production and field monitoring report.
  • Actively promote safety awarness of personal supervised to assist in meeting AL safety performance measures.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Petroleum Engineering


Petroleum Engineer (Ext-23/PE/EXP/CPI/SLO/2012)
Kalimantan Timur, Riau
Requirements:

  • Minimum 4 years work experienced in oil & gas industry
  • Has good technical knowledge & skills: field review and optimization; workover program generation, execution and loockback; artificial lift design and optimization; wel surveilance and analysis; computer skill and basic PE software (DSS, IPM tool kits, ets)
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Petroleum Engineering


Mooring Master (Ext-22/OPS/EXP/CICO/OU/2012)
Kalimantan Timur, Riau
Requirements:

  • At least 4 years experience as Captain (nahkoda) in Oil & Gas/Geothermal Industry.
  • Holding 'Sertifikat Pandu' and STCW '95.
  • Holding ISPS / PFSO Certificate(s).
  • Member of IMO and hold international pilot license to berth and un-berthing Oil and Gas tanker.
  • Experience: at least 4 years of experience as Master of Ocean Going Vessels.
  • Familiar with Production Operation.
  • Familiar with Ship, Rig, Tanker and Vessels System and Marine Facilities equipment operation.
  • Physically fit.
  • Willing to relocate to one of Chevron operations locations (East Kalimantan/Riau).
  • Desiring to work in a multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Education Level : D3
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Marine Engineering


Hes Engineer Specialist (Ext-132/HES/EXP/CPI/HES/2012)
Kalimantan Timur, Riau
Requirements:

  • Minimum education Bachelor (S1) degree (S2/Master degree will be an advantage).
  • At least 4 years experience in Oil and Gas/Geothermal Industry.
  • Understand Incident Investigation & Analysis, BBS, JSA, Safe Work Practices etc.
  • Good comprehension of relevant environmental, health and safety regulations and standard.
  • Able to develop key environment working procedures and coordinate implementation with operations.
  • General Safety and Health knowledge and experience.
  • Exposure to Project/MCP.
  • Process Safety in oil & gas industry, floating production unit for deepwater offshore facility.
  • Experience on Process Safety and Safe work practices.
  • Possess service mind and able to work under pressure.
  • Willing to relocate to one of Chevron operations locations (East Kalimantan/Riau).
  • Desiring to work in a multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Excellent interpersonal and communication skills, facilitation skills.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Industrial Hygiene
  • Safety & Health Engineering
  • Petroleum Engineering
  • Mining Engineering
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Industrial Engineering
  • Environmental Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Civil Engineering
  • Safety & Occupational Health


Government Relations Specialist (Ext-134/PGPA/EXP/CPI/PGPA/2012)
Riau
Requirements:

  • Has 5-10 years experience in energy industry, preferably with proven track record in social and government arena.
  • Minimum degree : S1 (S2/master degree will be an advantage).
  • High caliber in people skill, presentation, and negotiator.
  • Quick learner and adaptive to different work environment.
  • Have a good leadership and communication, both in English and Bahasa.
  • Willing to relocate to one of Chevron operations locations (East Kalimantan/Riau).
  • Desiring to work in multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Strong in seeking learning activities.
  • Able to establish effective relationship with people from other culture and backgrounds
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Anthropology
  • Sociology
  • Public Relation
  • Psychology
  • Law
  • Journalistic
  • International Relations
  • Human Resources Management
  • English Linguistic
  • Economic and Business Management
  • Communication
  • Business Administration
  • Social and Politic Science


Internal Auditor (Ext-143/FIN/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/FIN/2012)
Jakarta Raya
Requirements:

  • S1 Degree (S2/Master degree will be an advantage).
  • At least 4 years experience in Oil and Gas/Geothermal Industry.
  • 4 years in accounting, audit or analyst role.
  • Have a good sense of Internal Control and Corporate Compliance
  • CPA or candidate plus.
  • SAP or other enterprise software experience.
  • Excel word and PowerPoint experience.
  • Experience in oil and gas industry.
  • Willing to relocate to one of Chevron operations locations (East Kalimantan/Riau).
  • Desiring to work in a multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Accounting
  • Economic and Business Management


Accountant (Ext-133/FIN/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/FIN/2012)
Jakarta Raya
Requirements:

  • More than 4 years related experience in oil and gas company of Geothermal industry.
  • Minimum degree : S1 (S2/Master degree will be an advantage).
  • Familiar with general accounting, finance reporting & analysis, internal audit and taxation for national and expatriate.
  • CPA or candidate plus.
  • SAP or other enterprise software experience.
  • Experience in MS Office and strong in MS Excel.
  • Willing to relocate to one of Chevron operations locations (East Kalimantan/Riau).
  • Have a good leadership and communication, both in English and Bahasa.
  • Desiring to work in multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Strong in seeking learning activities.
  • Able to establish effective relationship with people from other culture and backgrounds.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Accounting


Construction Representative (Ext-172/FE/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/HO/2011)
Riau - Duri
Requirements:

  • Experience in project & construction management and execution in oil and gas industry for piping, pipe line, tank, vessel and instrument/electrical
  • Demonstrate knowledge of construction practices for oil & gas projects. Capable to conduct independent verification with minimal guidance and ensure the compliance to standards, construction procedures and guideline. Able to understand construction drawings and contract documents in order to coordinate construction activities to assure constructability and safety in design compliance. Manage work progress and cost in construction schedule and regular report
  • Have experience in project & construction management, planning, prioritization and coordination in execution of construction or maintenance work that includes monitoring and controlling field work execution, resources (people, equipment, tools and materials), cost and schedule, ensuring safety and quality of work.
  • Have experience with directly supervising Business Partners construction crews utilising SOP, Job Safety Analysis & risk assessments, reliability/efficiency improvement to ensure incident free during execution.
  • Have good communication and coordination with customers and business partner. Fluent in English is an advantage.
  • Education Level : D3
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Instrumentation
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Work Location : Duri


Project Engineer (Ext-141/FE/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/DW/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Requirements:

  • Project Management experience with strong facilities design, fabrication, construction, commissioning and startup background.
  • Should have demonstrated experience running large capital projects or a portfolio of smaller capital projects.
  • Experience directing the work activities and coordinating the interfaces between multiple disciplines and teams to execute projects.
  • Strong understanding of oil and gas facility design including design basis and P&ID development, application of relevant industry specifications, development of engineering deliverables (data sheets, equipment sizing, etc.) and HAZOP procedures.
  • Strong knowledge and experience with fabrication techniques and  construction practices.
  • Knowledgable and committed to implementing industry best practices in safety.
  • Strong skills in cost and schedule control for assigned projects to ensure efficient execution.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Instrumentation
  • Mechanical Engineering


Facility Engineer (Ext-139/FE/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/OU/2012)
Kalimantan Timur, Riau
Requirements:

  • Have significant experience in planning, design, testing, project execution, construction, assessment and evaluation of surface and subsurface facilities, especially in oil & gas industry.
  • Familiar with project management, cost analysis and cost control.
  • Diligently direct and analyze results of job assignments, familiar with investigate job effectiveness.
  • Demonstrate financial acumen, differentiate performance, reward, recognize, and uses consequences.
  • Strong in ensuring quality results, mentors others.
  • Educational Requirement: S1 Degree (S2/Master Degree will be an advantage.
  • Willing to relocate to one of Chevron operations locations (East Kalimantan/Riau).
  • Have a good leadership and communication, both in Bahasa or English.
  • Desiring to work in a multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Strong in seeking learning activities.
  • Able to establish effective relationships with people of other culture and backgrounds.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Electronic Engineering
  • Instrumentation
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Physic Engineering


Construction Engineer (Ext-138/FE/EXP/CICO/OU/2012)
Kalimantan Timur, Riau
Requirements:

  • Minimum 5 years experience in construction of surface facilities for Oil & Gas/Geothermal Facilities with strong capability in reviewing and executing engineering drawing including PFD, P&ID and other construction drawing.
  • Exposure and have good understanding of Construction Management (Project Scoping, Planning Scheduling, Project Progress & Budget Tracking)
  • Understanding of industrial standards such as API, ASME, ANSI and other related standards.
  • Good skill and knowledge of Health Safety and Environmental to ensure all activities comply with corporate standard and government regulation to achieve safely incident free operation.
  • Good leadership skill and have a capability in managing contractor to execute jobs Safely, on schedule and within approved budget; Experience in project progress, contractor and construction equipment productivity measures and techniques for advancing project progresses.
  • Have engineering analytical skills in dealing with day to day construction activity problem solving.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Electronic Engineering
  • Instrumentation
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Work Location : Riau/East Kalimantan


Subsea Engineer (Ext-137/FE/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/DW/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Responsibilities:

  • Includes development of specification, construction, integration, testing, reliability analysis and installation of subsea control systems.
  • Education Requirement: S1 Degree (S2/Master Degree will be an advantage).
  • Experienced in defining and incorporating project HSE requirements into final project deliverables for execution and post-project operations.
  • Experienced in supporting procurement processes for contracts related to subsea design, fabrication and installation.
  • Experienced in component design and operation of Electro-hydraulic subsea control system.
  • Experienced in supporting EPCI execution for subsea systems.
  • Experienced in ensuring good planning and monitoring progress of key engineering deliverables in support of project schedule.
  • Experienced in managing interfaces with subsea design companies and installation contractor.
  • Experienced in providing technical support for permitting/regulatory activities and leading interface with Government authorities.
  • Experienced in supporting development of EPCI bid packages and managing assigned contracts and contractors.
  • Experienced in initiating / reviewing changes, preparing Company estimates, reviewing contractor estimates, and negotiating change orders.
  • Experienced in reviewing and approving Contractor man-hours during FEED work.


Requirements:

  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Electronic Engineering
  • Instrumentation
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Petroleum Engineering
  • Physic Engineering
  • Minimum Relevant Experience : 4 years
  • Work location : East Kalimantan


Marine System Engineer (Ext-136/FE/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/DW/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Responsibilities:

  • Have experience in marine operations, shipping construction and floating system engineering design and construction.


Requirements:

  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Naval Engineering
  • Work Location : East Kalimantan


Coordinator Quality Management (Ext-135/FE/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/DW/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Responsibilities:

  • Responsible for facilitating the development and effective implementation of the Project Quality Management System.
  • Certified ISO 9001:2008 Auditor and ASNT NDT Level-II or III or equivalent.
  • Experience in detailed design, procurement, fabrication, installation and turnover.


Requirements:

  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Petroleum Engineering
  • Mechatronic Engineering
  • Work Location : East Kalimantan
  • Minimum Relevant Experience : 5 years


Development Engineer (Ext-130/FE/EXP/CICO/OU/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Responsibilities:

  • The team will be responsible for CPDEP Phase 1 and 2 opportunities through to Phase 2 concept selection, including exploratory/appraisal opportunities in the Kutai Basin, Indonesia.
  • The Ganal and Rapak Deepwater PSC's host the Deepwater Gendalo-Gehem and Bangka projects, which are in CPDEP Phase 3, so development concepts to consider for the new opportunties should include, but not be limited to, tie-backs to the planned future facilites, and/or the existing  West Seno production faciliity.  These positions will assist in all facility engineering aspects within the team, to provide high quality and consistent facilities field development solutions that will support early CPDEP phase decisions for field development planning for KLO fields and exploration acreage.
  • Will contribute to creation of new field Plan of Developments (POD) for submittal to the Government of Indonesia.


Requirements:

  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Chemical Engineering
  • Civil Engineering
  • Electrical Engineering (Power)
  • Electronic Engineering
  • Instrumentation
  • Mechanical Engineering
  • Petroleum Engineering
  • Work Location : East Kalimantan
  • Minimum Relevant Experience : 4 years


Hull Structural Engineer (Ext-34/FE/EXP/CICO/OU/2012)
Kalimantan Timur
Responsibilities:

  • Responsible for the review and evaluation of the contractor work on the FEED design of all aspects of the FPU hull, riser and mooring and associated systems, including inspection of proposed fabrication sites and review of contractor work plans, processes and procedures.
  • The position will be responsible for the structural design of the hull, the corrosion protection systems (coatings, anodes and monitoring systems), marine systems within the hull and the interfaces (structural, mechanical, electrical and utilities) with the topsides facilities, subsea and riser systems during front-end engineering including preparation of class 3 cost estimate for project A/R (Appropriation Request), and assisting in development and implementation of an effective contracting plan.
  • Participate in the planning and development of the execution plan for the detailed design, construction, hookup and commissioning of hull, riser and mooring and its associated systems.
  • Select and manage specialists from for specific support services, with consultation from the FPU Lead.
  • Interface closely with Interface & Risk Management Team to identify and mitigate risks during the FEED design activities. 
  • Communicate regularly with other Project Team members responsible for the topsides facility, subsea and riser systems, to ensure coordination of interfaces and schedules.


Requirements:

  • Have experience in naval architecture, offshore floating structures engineering and construction.
  • Completion of all pre-FEED (Front End Engineering & Design) technical studies.
  • Completion of technical section of the FPU (Floating Production Unit) FEED Bid Package.
  • Provide expert advice as the technical SME (Subject Matter Expert) to evaluate the FPU FEED bid proposals during the FEED tender process
  • Upon completion of Pre-FEED phase, this position will transition to become the FPU FEED Hull and Mooring engineer reporting to the FPU Lead.

Education Level : S1 / D4
Minimum GPA : 2.75
Discipline :
Civil Engineering
Marine Engineering
Naval Engineering

Earth Scientist (Ext-128/ES/EXP/CPI/OU/2012)
Kalimantan Timur, Riau
Requirements:

  • Has minimum 4 years experienced in oil & gas industry as development geologist; good technical knowledge and skill in generating geological maps (structure maps, attribute map, etc); familiar with ES softwares applications, example e.g: geolog, GOCAD, openworks, etc
  • Knowledge and experience in seismic interpretation, subsurface geologic mapping, wellsite operations and well log evaluation. Good understanding on regional geology of Central Sumatra Basin and the petroleum system;
  • Understand to use Interpretation Software (Geolog, Stratwork, Seiswork, etc) including technical specification.
  • Education Level : S1 / D4
  • Minimum GPA : 2.75
  • Discipline :
  • Geology
  • Geophysics


Drilling Engineer 
(Ext-140/DC/EXP/CHEVRON-IBU/DRIL/2012)
Kalimantan Timur, Riau
Requirements:

  • Have significant experience in increasing responsibility on the supervision of drilling rig operations.
  • Able to analyze, supervise, and conduct specific drilling operations in accordance with well programs and accepted procedure.
  • Fluent with general drilling engineering principles and well control theory and practice.
  • Familiar with procurement of supplies and services needed to support drilling programs.
  • Diligently direct and analyze results of job assignments, familiar with investigate job effectiveness.
  • Demonstrate financial acumen, differentiate performance, reward, recognize, and uses consequences.
  • Strong in ensuring quality results, mentors others.
  • Educational Requirement: S1 Degree (S2/Master Degree will be an advantage).
  • Willing to relocate to one of Chevron operations locations (East Kalimantan/Riau).
  • Have a good leadership and communication, both in Bahasa or English.
  • Desiring to work in a multicultural and diverse organization.
  • Strong in seeking learning activities.
  • Able to establish effective relationships with people of other culture and backgrounds.


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LOL... is this an Explore/Scout April Fool's Joke?
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1. Shoe shopping really is a tough exercise for Sarah. Years of shunning girlyness really comes back to haunt you when presented with those ridiculously small sandal buckles., 2. While waiting for the train Sarah broke into toe stretches to get ready for the day of walking barefoot. My pedometer averaged 8 miles plus per day. My feet hurt just typing that., 3. Sarah contemplates the questionable choices she's made in life: investing in rare comic book posters instead of the market, eating that truck stop vending machine egg salad sandwich, dating a guy who takes pictures during dinner..., 4. The look I get each time I innocently joke that I may have traded our convention passes for tickets to Six Flags. Sarah has NO sense of humor about those things., 5. "Uh yeah hi, is my stylist in? Great, could you ask her if 'mango cherry breeze' or 'island mist essence' would be better for my hair?", 6. So easy to use, even a bodiless pair of shins and feet can do it! You could save 15 hours or more with Roomba., 7. Sarah swinging at her old elementary school. She suddenly stopped when she realized she chased down and beat-up her kindergarten crush in that grass and dirt. I wish I could say times have changed…, 8. Sales people on Wednesday night: "Welcome to 'Shirts 'R Us! How can I help you?!?" Sunday night: "No we don't have that in small. Ask me again and I'll strangle you with this metal hanger.",

9. I give Sarah the camera, thinking maybe she'll take picture of me. Nope, one picture of her feet on the dashboard then hits the power button. Flickr would be a much different place if Sarah was contagious!, 10. Note that the "Heavenly glow" is not an out of focus, over exposure, over processing on my old camera's part, rather a metaphysical expression of Sarah's joy at finding the self she needs to expand her Transformer's collection., 11. Wrapping Christmas presents is a serious operation. This is generally as close as I want to get to the action. Not because I'm lazy. But because one wrong move and I could find myself under the tree with a bow on my head...., 12. To throw her enemies off her track, Sarah often changes her hair color with a mere thought., 13. "The dress looks sexy Hon. Shall I go ahead and clear out some room in my pockets for your keys and wallet?", 14. Ok... you have GOT to hear the story of why my Girlfriend is dancing. I can't give it up here, she's too shy for me to say it. So you'll have to click on the picture and read the full description for the story. But it involves Sarah,..., 15. Dating Tip #37: When your girlfriend comes into your office, kicks off her flip-flop, puts her foot up on your lapboard, and randomly says "So, what's up?" There is a pretty good chance she isn't just making conversation., 16. There is no case of my sore feet that Sarah can't help out by making me take 4 flights of stairs. I know, she walked around the convention for the whole week barefoot and I'm complaining... but hey... it is just what I do!,

17. NOW IN 3D! "The last thing Sarah's punching bag sees before it is kicked to the ground" Playing in selected cities this summer., 18. I know what this looks like, but Sarah is not in fact physically repelled by kitchenware., 19. This is either the most boring game of Chicken known to dog or the most improbable "staring game" ever played., 20. "What do you mean you want to hang something on the walls?!? You never mentioned that when we first met! You should have said something before now!", 21. They really shouldn't put those mini power polls so close to a swing set. When people like my girlfriend swing barefoot splinter danger is at an all-time high. She finally learned her lesson though.=), 22. Bottle opening continues. Does this look like a road construction crew to anyone?, 23. A date w/ a geek 03: In my continuing series of observations on the opposite sex I have to point out the "Winter on the top, summer with the feet" approach to Sarah's attire. You think THIS is weird, try laying under a blanket with her!, 24. I think the secret is out... She wore her 80s TMNT hoodie to my parent's house. My family knows I'm dating a geek.=),

25. "Welcome back to Wheel of Fortune. The category is 'Before and After.'" "Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle: 'Bare Foot Ball'", 26. The start of a "small" water change. A big one before the hurricane was more like 30 buckets. It is a wonder Sarah and I didn't look like He-Man action figures just from lugging buckets., 27. You might want to sit down for this. I have several pictures of Sarah wearing both a skirt AND pantyhose! Still no purse, bra, or makeup... but she gets girl points for that right?=), 28. More evidence for why I should have been kept away from Aperture Priority and different F stops before I got a DSLR., 29. Frustrated with English, Sarah breaks into a mime routine to remind me to take out the trash., 30. My girlfriend uses her super powers to mess with my camera more than fight for truth, justice, and the American way. In this case she chose to phase in right by me as I took this shot., 31. So it costs 5 bucks for a large bottle of water at a football game in a town with a dramatic EXCESS of water at least once a year. By that standard, how much would stadium water cost in a desert?, 32. Sarah frowns when she realizes all the really GOOD toys are on the top shelf. Oh the joys of being three and a half feet tall. I guess going barefoot all the time doesn't help either...,

33. Are 1980s brown loafers REALLY back in style now? Wow... you learn so much from visiting a college campus. I am NOT getting my Members Only Jacket back out of storage. NO! BAD FASHION DESIGNERS!, 34. "Hey Chuck... this broad wants a super hero shirt... do we have any of those in the back?", 35. She's lost in thought; I'm lost on the map!, 36. Rare footage of a geek/tom boy at the Houston Galleria parking garage. Her species is usually repelled by girl things like shopping. This is indeed a truly rare capture!, 37. *SIGH* Sarah sure spends a lot of time getting pedicures. Something tells me mud and gook are part of the cause for that!, 38. Sarah calmly explains the details of Oan Power Batteries and the Green Lantern Corps. I don't think anyone at these parties knows she is a geek. I mean... how would they know? Really?, 39. Sarah getting Rock Band ready to go. She would have been much quicker with this, but she was a bit thrown off by the pinkish Wii-mote cover. Pink is her kryptonite., 40. Walking down the sidewalk on our way home from getting the pizza.,

41. As usual the dogs go to Sarah for comfort and relief from their costumes. Is this the same phenomena as hostages bonding with their captors? One more question for dog psychologists to tackle., 42. You know you are officially a couple when your girlfriend comes over to help you move into a new apartment.... not to be nice or to help out, but to make sure you leave enough room on your shelves for her stuff!, 43. A date w/ a geek 02: When you are going out on a date with a geek, you can't leave for a night out without checking email. SEXY! Geek girlfriend...=), 44. A shot of Sarah I and leaving to run some errands, her begrudgingly allowing a photo, while I fumble for my car keys. We live a complicated life, particularly in terms of sentence structure., 45. Hm... three dogs are sitting in a row as commanded... must be pancake time., 46. Even with her mom walking right beside her, Sarah callously steps on a crack and breaks her mother's back. She is SOOO inconsiderate!, 47. I thought I might have to reboot her. She just kept staring at herself in those sandals. Guess she's not used to being tall. The air IS thinner up here., 48. Known for her patience with frustrating tasks, Sarah is often put on bottle opening duty. That went well!,

49. How many girlfriends would let all these model kit parts, paint, and tools stay on the kitchen table like this? Uh... maybe this one since it is HERS! I think I should get to move more of my bachelor pad stuff in from the garage., 50. And so it beings anew... The mad rush to collect all 5 covers of the 1983 special edition Batman comic., 51. Sarah putting on a brave face during last minute Christmas shopping a few years ago. Really... she did great. Only two people died and JC Penny finally lifted the ban on her concealed sword. Life is good., 52. Girls are weird. This was shot last November (probably pretty cold out). Sarah is wearing like 5 layers of shirts on top, but she has on shorts and is barefoot. How is it that much warmer below her hips?!?, 53. Sarah doing her impression of a hood ornament. It is either that or the scene in Titanic at the front of the ship. Either way, she's doing her majestic posing best!, 54. Khaos is pretty sure the leash wants to eat her. Meanwhile, for the first time, Pokey discovers Sarah paints her toe nails. Getting ready for a walk is complicated when you are a dog., 55. She got a flat tire., 56. Not shockingly the geek crowd doesn't really make use of the smoking porches. But they do make a good place for a quieter phone call spot.,

57. Still annoyed from our football team's performance the day before, Sarah started randomly demonstrating the proper procedure for signaling a "fair catch.", 58. Legend has it that Elvis Presley wrote "Blue suede shoes" because men would notice they were standing next to him at urinals in public bathrooms. They would turn to say something and forget what they were doing..., 59. Sarah might be able to survive on cherries and cold cereal alone., 60. "Hon, I know your glasses make you look nerdy, but you're not even CLOSE to that pin!", 61. As with the busses, on certain Saturdays in College Station, all crowds point to one destination. Well, assuming those crowds are dressed somewhat the same way as us., 62. This is a game!, 63. When your tastes lean toward comic books and other "boy" things, you have to get creative when shopping for shirts. But rather than learning to sew and screen-print, Sarah spends a lot of time in the boy's section of the store., 64. Dirty feet are an obvious outcome of going barefoot all day. A surprising outcome: how much Sarah likes to terrorize me by randomly touching me with her feet. My girlfriend is an odd bird...,

65. Restaurant tables really should come with camera tri-pods installed. This self portrait sort of looks like I'm trying to get someone else into the picture., 66. "This is going to be one of those weeks at work… do you think people would be able to smell tequila through this lid?", 67. Sarah before an Aggie football game. She's a non-conformist. See? She's NOT wearing maroon pants!, 68. It is a long walk to the nosebleed section of Kyle Field. We only made it because we traded for a bottle of oxygen at the first base camp (located just below the first deck ramp)., 69. "Hey Charlie, what is that up there?" "No idea Zoe, but I want it." "Me too, now how do we get it?" "Not sure, it's pretty high. Let's give the humans puppy dog eyes." "WHAT? No way, KITTEN eyes!" "Puppy dog eyes!", 70. The boot-up cycle for this model of girlfriend is quite slow. There is a full minute of silent blinking. That is followed by 4 or 5 minutes of aimless walking around/bumping into things., 71. "Measure twice, cut onc… wait, MEASURE?!?" Yeah… Sarah is more of a "wing it" kind of girl., 72. It really doesn't matter what position they are in, or what they are doing. A Cavalier is always willing to look up and pose. Now... how do I train Sarah to do that...

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Wektu iku Bos Perusahaan terkenal nyeluk sekretarise banjur ngomong, "Sesok meeting nyang luar kota siapno opo wae sing dibutuhne."



Sambil siap-siap Sekretaris iku telpon bojone,"Sesok aku dinas nyang luar kota, jaga rumah baik-baik ya mas?"

Sang Suami langsung telpon selingkuhane,"Bojoku sesok nyang luar kota, sampean ono wektu gak?"

Selingkuhane ngomong nyang muride sing lagi dikursus,"Nak, besok ibu repot, kursus diliburkan."

Bocah kursus iku banjur ngomong nyang Mbah Kakung , "Mbah Kung, sesok kursusku libur, mancing yuk!"

Mbah Kakung iku Bos ing perusahaan terkenal banjur nyeluk sekretarise," Sesok putuku ngejak mancing, meeting keluar kota dibatalkan."

Sekretaris telpun bojone,"Bosku ono acara keluarga meting dibatalkan aku ndak sido keluar kota."

Bojone langsung telpon selingkuhane,"Sesok ojo mrene, bojoku gak sido lungo."

Selingkuhane ngomong nyang muride sing dikursus,"Besok tetep masuk kursus nak, ibu gak jadi repot."

Bocah iku langsung telpon Mbah Kakung." Sesok gak sido mancing Mbah, kursusku gak sido libur."

Mbah Kakung yoiku Si Bos nyeluk sekretarise, Sesok sidane metting keluar kota, putuku gak sido ngejak mancing."

Sekretarise langsung telpon bojone"Sori mas, sidane aku sesok meeting keluar kota,"

Sang suami banjur nelpon selingkuhane," Bojoku sidane lungo, sesok reneo ya?"

Selingkuhane ngomongi muride sing dikursus, " Sesok sidane libur nak, ibu ono acara mendadak"

Murid iku langsung telpon Mbah kakung Yoiku Si Bos...



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LOL... is this an Explore/Scout April Fool's Joke?
Joke Sore

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1. Shoe shopping really is a tough exercise for Sarah. Years of shunning girlyness really comes back to haunt you when presented with those ridiculously small sandal buckles., 2. While waiting for the train Sarah broke into toe stretches to get ready for the day of walking barefoot. My pedometer averaged 8 miles plus per day. My feet hurt just typing that., 3. Sarah contemplates the questionable choices she's made in life: investing in rare comic book posters instead of the market, eating that truck stop vending machine egg salad sandwich, dating a guy who takes pictures during dinner..., 4. The look I get each time I innocently joke that I may have traded our convention passes for tickets to Six Flags. Sarah has NO sense of humor about those things., 5. "Uh yeah hi, is my stylist in? Great, could you ask her if 'mango cherry breeze' or 'island mist essence' would be better for my hair?", 6. So easy to use, even a bodiless pair of shins and feet can do it! You could save 15 hours or more with Roomba., 7. Sarah swinging at her old elementary school. She suddenly stopped when she realized she chased down and beat-up her kindergarten crush in that grass and dirt. I wish I could say times have changed…, 8. Sales people on Wednesday night: "Welcome to 'Shirts 'R Us! How can I help you?!?" Sunday night: "No we don't have that in small. Ask me again and I'll strangle you with this metal hanger.",

9. I give Sarah the camera, thinking maybe she'll take picture of me. Nope, one picture of her feet on the dashboard then hits the power button. Flickr would be a much different place if Sarah was contagious!, 10. Note that the "Heavenly glow" is not an out of focus, over exposure, over processing on my old camera's part, rather a metaphysical expression of Sarah's joy at finding the self she needs to expand her Transformer's collection., 11. Wrapping Christmas presents is a serious operation. This is generally as close as I want to get to the action. Not because I'm lazy. But because one wrong move and I could find myself under the tree with a bow on my head...., 12. To throw her enemies off her track, Sarah often changes her hair color with a mere thought., 13. "The dress looks sexy Hon. Shall I go ahead and clear out some room in my pockets for your keys and wallet?", 14. Ok... you have GOT to hear the story of why my Girlfriend is dancing. I can't give it up here, she's too shy for me to say it. So you'll have to click on the picture and read the full description for the story. But it involves Sarah,..., 15. Dating Tip #37: When your girlfriend comes into your office, kicks off her flip-flop, puts her foot up on your lapboard, and randomly says "So, what's up?" There is a pretty good chance she isn't just making conversation., 16. There is no case of my sore feet that Sarah can't help out by making me take 4 flights of stairs. I know, she walked around the convention for the whole week barefoot and I'm complaining... but hey... it is just what I do!,

17. NOW IN 3D! "The last thing Sarah's punching bag sees before it is kicked to the ground" Playing in selected cities this summer., 18. I know what this looks like, but Sarah is not in fact physically repelled by kitchenware., 19. This is either the most boring game of Chicken known to dog or the most improbable "staring game" ever played., 20. "What do you mean you want to hang something on the walls?!? You never mentioned that when we first met! You should have said something before now!", 21. They really shouldn't put those mini power polls so close to a swing set. When people like my girlfriend swing barefoot splinter danger is at an all-time high. She finally learned her lesson though.=), 22. Bottle opening continues. Does this look like a road construction crew to anyone?, 23. A date w/ a geek 03: In my continuing series of observations on the opposite sex I have to point out the "Winter on the top, summer with the feet" approach to Sarah's attire. You think THIS is weird, try laying under a blanket with her!, 24. I think the secret is out... She wore her 80s TMNT hoodie to my parent's house. My family knows I'm dating a geek.=),

25. "Welcome back to Wheel of Fortune. The category is 'Before and After.'" "Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle: 'Bare Foot Ball'", 26. The start of a "small" water change. A big one before the hurricane was more like 30 buckets. It is a wonder Sarah and I didn't look like He-Man action figures just from lugging buckets., 27. You might want to sit down for this. I have several pictures of Sarah wearing both a skirt AND pantyhose! Still no purse, bra, or makeup... but she gets girl points for that right?=), 28. More evidence for why I should have been kept away from Aperture Priority and different F stops before I got a DSLR., 29. Frustrated with English, Sarah breaks into a mime routine to remind me to take out the trash., 30. My girlfriend uses her super powers to mess with my camera more than fight for truth, justice, and the American way. In this case she chose to phase in right by me as I took this shot., 31. So it costs 5 bucks for a large bottle of water at a football game in a town with a dramatic EXCESS of water at least once a year. By that standard, how much would stadium water cost in a desert?, 32. Sarah frowns when she realizes all the really GOOD toys are on the top shelf. Oh the joys of being three and a half feet tall. I guess going barefoot all the time doesn't help either...,

33. Are 1980s brown loafers REALLY back in style now? Wow... you learn so much from visiting a college campus. I am NOT getting my Members Only Jacket back out of storage. NO! BAD FASHION DESIGNERS!, 34. "Hey Chuck... this broad wants a super hero shirt... do we have any of those in the back?", 35. She's lost in thought; I'm lost on the map!, 36. Rare footage of a geek/tom boy at the Houston Galleria parking garage. Her species is usually repelled by girl things like shopping. This is indeed a truly rare capture!, 37. *SIGH* Sarah sure spends a lot of time getting pedicures. Something tells me mud and gook are part of the cause for that!, 38. Sarah calmly explains the details of Oan Power Batteries and the Green Lantern Corps. I don't think anyone at these parties knows she is a geek. I mean... how would they know? Really?, 39. Sarah getting Rock Band ready to go. She would have been much quicker with this, but she was a bit thrown off by the pinkish Wii-mote cover. Pink is her kryptonite., 40. Walking down the sidewalk on our way home from getting the pizza.,

41. As usual the dogs go to Sarah for comfort and relief from their costumes. Is this the same phenomena as hostages bonding with their captors? One more question for dog psychologists to tackle., 42. You know you are officially a couple when your girlfriend comes over to help you move into a new apartment.... not to be nice or to help out, but to make sure you leave enough room on your shelves for her stuff!, 43. A date w/ a geek 02: When you are going out on a date with a geek, you can't leave for a night out without checking email. SEXY! Geek girlfriend...=), 44. A shot of Sarah I and leaving to run some errands, her begrudgingly allowing a photo, while I fumble for my car keys. We live a complicated life, particularly in terms of sentence structure., 45. Hm... three dogs are sitting in a row as commanded... must be pancake time., 46. Even with her mom walking right beside her, Sarah callously steps on a crack and breaks her mother's back. She is SOOO inconsiderate!, 47. I thought I might have to reboot her. She just kept staring at herself in those sandals. Guess she's not used to being tall. The air IS thinner up here., 48. Known for her patience with frustrating tasks, Sarah is often put on bottle opening duty. That went well!,

49. How many girlfriends would let all these model kit parts, paint, and tools stay on the kitchen table like this? Uh... maybe this one since it is HERS! I think I should get to move more of my bachelor pad stuff in from the garage., 50. And so it beings anew... The mad rush to collect all 5 covers of the 1983 special edition Batman comic., 51. Sarah putting on a brave face during last minute Christmas shopping a few years ago. Really... she did great. Only two people died and JC Penny finally lifted the ban on her concealed sword. Life is good., 52. Girls are weird. This was shot last November (probably pretty cold out). Sarah is wearing like 5 layers of shirts on top, but she has on shorts and is barefoot. How is it that much warmer below her hips?!?, 53. Sarah doing her impression of a hood ornament. It is either that or the scene in Titanic at the front of the ship. Either way, she's doing her majestic posing best!, 54. Khaos is pretty sure the leash wants to eat her. Meanwhile, for the first time, Pokey discovers Sarah paints her toe nails. Getting ready for a walk is complicated when you are a dog., 55. She got a flat tire., 56. Not shockingly the geek crowd doesn't really make use of the smoking porches. But they do make a good place for a quieter phone call spot.,

57. Still annoyed from our football team's performance the day before, Sarah started randomly demonstrating the proper procedure for signaling a "fair catch.", 58. Legend has it that Elvis Presley wrote "Blue suede shoes" because men would notice they were standing next to him at urinals in public bathrooms. They would turn to say something and forget what they were doing..., 59. Sarah might be able to survive on cherries and cold cereal alone., 60. "Hon, I know your glasses make you look nerdy, but you're not even CLOSE to that pin!", 61. As with the busses, on certain Saturdays in College Station, all crowds point to one destination. Well, assuming those crowds are dressed somewhat the same way as us., 62. This is a game!, 63. When your tastes lean toward comic books and other "boy" things, you have to get creative when shopping for shirts. But rather than learning to sew and screen-print, Sarah spends a lot of time in the boy's section of the store., 64. Dirty feet are an obvious outcome of going barefoot all day. A surprising outcome: how much Sarah likes to terrorize me by randomly touching me with her feet. My girlfriend is an odd bird...,

65. Restaurant tables really should come with camera tri-pods installed. This self portrait sort of looks like I'm trying to get someone else into the picture., 66. "This is going to be one of those weeks at work… do you think people would be able to smell tequila through this lid?", 67. Sarah before an Aggie football game. She's a non-conformist. See? She's NOT wearing maroon pants!, 68. It is a long walk to the nosebleed section of Kyle Field. We only made it because we traded for a bottle of oxygen at the first base camp (located just below the first deck ramp)., 69. "Hey Charlie, what is that up there?" "No idea Zoe, but I want it." "Me too, now how do we get it?" "Not sure, it's pretty high. Let's give the humans puppy dog eyes." "WHAT? No way, KITTEN eyes!" "Puppy dog eyes!", 70. The boot-up cycle for this model of girlfriend is quite slow. There is a full minute of silent blinking. That is followed by 4 or 5 minutes of aimless walking around/bumping into things., 71. "Measure twice, cut onc… wait, MEASURE?!?" Yeah… Sarah is more of a "wing it" kind of girl., 72. It really doesn't matter what position they are in, or what they are doing. A Cavalier is always willing to look up and pose. Now... how do I train Sarah to do that...

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priceless
Joke Sore

Image by hellabella
they say that you keep the things that you love close to your heart, so i bought a really cheap gold locket from some woman in canada (ebay) for our bike pics.

it's so cheap that it rattles, and the quality issue isn't helped by the fact that i printed the photos out when the printer was running out of ink and then i cut them down really quickly/badly because i was in a rush and only doing for a laugh to surprise ATWTNAN (who i was about to go and meet).

unfortunately i fear it may be cursed as my right arm now lies dormant/in a sling. i thought about leaving ebay feedback accusing the seller of being a witch but she might not see the funny side.

oh, what to do??

12/03/2009 (Day 3.71) - Leo's
Joke Sore

Image by Kaptain Kobold
Every morning Catherine and I walk the mile or so down the hill to the junction of Farmborough Road and the Prince's Highway, and then have a coffee at Leo's. We chat, we read the paper, and then we walk the mile or so back up the hill to begin our day.

A year ago today I had a cold sore :-(




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Kembali lagi di #TanyaJawabMBDC, tempatnya kamu bertanya segala macam pertanyaan yang tidak bisa dijawab oleh Bu Guru dan Pak Guru. Yah, walaupun mereka itu bak pelita, penerang dalam gulita, tapi belum tentu mereka mau jawab semua pertanyaan kamu. Tapi MBDC mau! Pertanyaan hari ini datang dari @fahmifarid5 :
Wah, pertanyaan menarik. Tapi sebelum MBDC mulai jawab, kamu udah tahu bedanya Pup, Beol, Eek, sama Berak kan? Supaya yakin aja gitu. Pada dasarnya sih agak kurang tepat ya kalo dibilang eek itu warnanya kuning, karena sebenernya agak kecoklat-coklatan gitu. Tapi emang sih kuningnya cukup dominan. Nah, kenapa sih eek warnanya kuning, bukan yang lain?

1. Supaya Menarik Perhatian

Warna kuning adalah warna yang paling menarik perhatian. Itulah sebabnya papan peringatan itu banyak yang warnanya kuning, supaya perhatian kamu tertarik ke situ. Nah, demikian juga dengan eek. Dengan eek itu warna kuning, maka pastinya perhatian kamu akan tertuju ke situ dan dengan spontan kamu akan berteriak, "Eh, ada eek!!". Coba kalo warnanya biru atau ungu. Pasti kamu gak akan bereaksi seperti itu.

2. Warna Kuning Menimbulkan Perasaan Frustasi dan Marah

Biarpun suka dibilang sebagai warna ceria, tapi warna kuning ternyata bisa menimbulkan perasaan frustasi dan marah. Penelitian membuktikan bahwa seseorang akan lebih murah jika berada di dalam ruangan kuning dan bayi akan lebih sering menangis jika berada di ruangan kuning. Nah, coba kalo ada yang bilang ke kamu, "Eek lo!" Kamu pasti frustasi dan marah kan? Begitu juga kalo kamu tiba-tiba melihat ada banyak eek di kamar kamu. Kamu juga pasti frustasi dan marah dong? Kalo eeknya warna biru, ntar kamu merasa nyaman trus eeknya kamu biarin gitu aja lagi di kamar kamu.

3. Karena Warna yang Lain Itu…

Biru itu lambang galau dan ungu itu warna janda. Eek itu gak galau dan eek jelas bukan janda. Jadi yah, gitu deh.
Terjawab kan pertanyaannya? Semoga kamu gak bingung lagi ya.
*Punya pertanyaan yang gak bisa dijawab mama kamu? Tanyakan langsung ke MBDC via Twitter (@malesbanget) setiap Sabtu dengan hashtag #TanyaJawabMBDC.







www.irhamhizrata.com - Alasan Eek Berwarna Kuning on 2012 04 05 ,03:25
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PSSI Inginkan Kejelasan Izin Pertandingan ISL | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI


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Bernhard Limbong


PSSI hanya mengakui Indonesia Premier League (IPL) sebagai kompetisi resmi di Indonesia. Namun, hingga saat ini, Indonesia Super League (ISL) masih terus bergulir meskipun tidak mendapat restu.


Dari situlah, PSSI merasa heran mengapa pihak kepolisian masih memberikan izin kepada pihak yang menyelenggarakan pertandingan ISL. Padahal, menurut PSSI, ISL tidak diakui oleh FIFA, AFC, ataupun PSSI sendiri sebagai induk olahraga sepakbola tertinggi di Indonesia.


Bernhard Limbong, Ketua Komisi Disiplin PSSI, akan menanyakan soal perizinan itu kepada pihak kepolisian. Petinggi PSSI yang juga menjadi Ketua Tim Rekonsiliasi ini sudah mengirim surat kepada Kapolri Jenderal Timur Pradopo terkait persoalan tersebut.



"Surat sudah dikirim kemarin, dan kita tunggu jawaban dari pihak kepolisian, karena pelaksanaan sesuatu itu kan mesti ada izinnya. Kita mau verifikasi sebaiknya bagaimana proses perijinan tersebut," tukas Bernhard Limbong di Jakarta, Rabu (4/4).



Apakah dengan ini PSSI akan menuntut pihak yang berwenang agar tidak mengizinkan laga-laga ISL digelar? Bernhard Limbong tidak mau menjawab dengan tegas.



"Kita kan audensi macam-macam urusannya. Yang penting kita semuanya berjalan dengan lancar. Kita lihat saja nanti bagaimana, kita tidak mau berandai-andai dulu," elaknya.



Apa yang dilakukan oleh Bernhard Limbong itu mungkin akan menambah runyam hubungan PSSI dengan klub-klub yang bernaung di ISL. Padahal, saat ini PSSI sedang gencar-gencarnya membujuk tim-tim ISL agar mau melakukan rekonsiliasi demi menghindari hukuman dari FIFA.







PSSI Inginkan Kejelasan Izin Pertandingan ISL | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI on Wed, 04 Apr 2012 07:42:48 -0700
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Djohar Arifin Husin Ancam Polisikan La Nyalla Mattalitti | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI


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Djohar Arifin Husin


Djohar Arifin Husin akhirnya memberikan reaksi terhadap kubu PSSI tandingan yang dipimpin oleh La Nyalla Mattalitti. Ketua Umum PSSI itu bahkan akan melaporkan La Nyalla Mattalitti ke kepolisian karena memakai logo PSSI tanpa izin.


Djohar Arifin Husin menegaskan hal tersebut di Ternate, usai membuka kompetisi Suratin Cup wilayah Maluku Utara. Suksesor Nurdin Halid tersebut menandaskan akan segera menggugat La Nyalla Mattalitti setelah tiba di Jakarta nanti.



"Sepulang dari Ternate ini, saya akan laporkan La Nyalla (Mattalitti) ke kepolisian karena menggunakan logo PSSI tanpa seizin dari pengurus PSSI!" tukas Djohar Arifin Husin.



Menggunakan logo PSSI tanpa izin, kata Djohar Arifin Husin, sudah termasuk perbuatan yang melanggar hukum. Sebab, PSSI adalah sebuah institusi resmi dan sudah diakui oleh pihak-pihak yang berwenang seperti FIFA, AFC, maupun pemerintah.


Selain itu, Djohar Arifin Husin juga menghimbau kepada klub-klub peserta ISL agar kembali ke PSSI karena hanya ada satu PSSI yang diakui, yaitu PSSI yang berada di bawah komandonya. Dengan kembali ke PSSI, lanjutnya, maka para pemain ISL bisa membela Timnas Indonesia.



"Tidak ada dua versi di tubuh PSSI! Saya harapkan kepada semua tim yang berlaga dalam Indonesia Super League (ISL) untuk kembali berada di bawah naungan PSSI, sehingga pemain yang yang berada di ISL dapat diberi kesempatan memperkuat Timnas," himbau Djohar Arifin Husin.








Djohar Arifin Husin Ancam Polisikan La Nyalla Mattalitti | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI on Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:23:27 -0700
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PSM Makassar Siapkan Syamsul Chaerudin Lawan Persijap Jepara | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI


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Syamsul Chaerudin


PSM Makassar berharap Syamsul Chaerudin bisa segera fit dan beradaptasi dengan tim menjelang lawatan ke Persijap Jepara di laga pembuka putaran kedua IPL, Senin (9/4) mendatang. Gelandang baru tapi lama yang memang baru saja pulang kampung ke PSM Makassar dari perantauannya di Sriwijaya FC.


Kembalinya Syamsul Chaerudin yang pernah lama menjadi ikon PSM Makassar dibenarkan oleh manajemen tim kebanggan masyarakat Sulawesi Selatan itu. Namun, berapa uang yang dikeluarkan PSM Makassar untuk membawa pulang Syamsul Chaerudin dari Palembang enggan diinformasikan.



"Iya, Syamsul (Chaerudin) sudah tanda tangan kontrak (dengan PSM Makassar). Soal nilai kontraknya itu rahasia, mohon dihargai," ucap CEO PSM Makassar, Rully Habibie, Rabu (4/4).



Syamsul Chareudin sendiri dikabarkan akan bergabung dengan skuad asuhan Petar Segrt pada Kamis (5/4), besok.



"Dia (Syamsul Chaerudin) akan latihan dengan kami besok. Kami latihan fitnes pagi di Gold's Gym Kompleks Ruko Ramayana dan latihan sore di Karebosi," jelas Petar Segrt.



Pelatih asal Kroasia ini berharap Syamsul Chaerudin bisa memperkuat PSM Makassar saat bertandang ke Jepara. Namun, kondisi mantan pemain Timnas Indonesia ini masih akan dipantau.


Jika pun Syamsul Chaerudin belum siap dimainkan, Petar Segrt akan tetap membawanya ke Jepara karena kehadiran sang ikon akan sangat bermanfaat bagi para pemain muda PSM Makassar.



"Tentu, saya akan membawanya ke Jepara. Dia pemain bagus, kehadirannya juga bagus untuk pemain muda PSM Makassar," ujarnya.








PSM Makassar Siapkan Syamsul Chaerudin Lawan Persijap Jepara | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI on Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:06:30 -0700
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Persija ISL Dapatkan Gelandang Korea Selatan Jeong Kwang Sik | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI


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Jeong Kwang Sik


Persija Jakarta memperoleh tambahan amunisi jelang putaran kedua ISL musim ini. Tim Macan Kemayoran dikabarkan sukses memboyong gelandang serba bisa asal Korea Selatan, Jeong Kwang Sik. Di luar posisi aslinya sebagai gelandang serang, pemain ini juga piawai beroperasi di sektor sayap maupun berperan sebagai penyerang.


Menurut Sekretaris Tim Persija ISL, Ferry Indrasjarief, Jeong Kwang Sik akan segera bergabung dengan Bambang Pamungkas dan kawan-kawan untuk mengikuti latihan dalam rangka menyongsong putaran kedua ISL.



" Jeong Kwang Sik akan mulai bergabung dalam latihan perdana Persija menjelang digelarnya putaran kedua, Kamis (5/4) di Lapangan Ragunan pukul 16.00 WIB,"  jelas Ferry Indrasjarief di Jakarta.



Jeong Kwang Sik adalah pesepakbola berkebangsaan Korea Selatan kelahiran 12 Juli 1985. Pemain yang memiliki tinggi badan 179 cm ini pernah merumput di klub mapan Brasil, Vasco Da Gama, selama dua musim yakni pada 2003-2005.


Setelah itu, Jeong Kwang Sik pulang kampung ke Korea Selatan dan bermain untuk Changwon City FC. Hanya semusim saja di negerinya, pemain dengan berat badan 74 kg ini mendapat tawaran dari klub Jepang, Gainare Tottori FC. Jadilah Jeong Kwang Sik memulai karirnya di negeri sakura sejak tahun 2007.


Selain membela Gainare Tottori FC, Jeong Kwang Sik juga sempat dua kali berganti klub di Jepang, yakni Suzuka FC (2009) dan Nagoya Bank FC (2010). Pada 2011, Jeong Kwang Sik hijrah ke Australia dan berlaga bersama Brisbane City sebelum akhirnya merapat ke Jakarta untuk membela Persija ISL sejak pertengahan musim ini.







Persija ISL Dapatkan Gelandang Korea Selatan Jeong Kwang Sik | BERITA LIGA INDONESIA TERKINI on Wed, 04 Apr 2012 08:42:11 -0700
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